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March 29th, 2010

Google’s new look

The Google homepage stayed the same for years, only changing for the occasional doodle. In the last year or so, it seems like they’re fiddling with the layout more and more often. First they moved links links to news, images and the like to the top, which was a nice touch, but then they started changing buttons, had fade-in text and all sorts of wackiness.

The latest incarnation is a little too colourful, a little too bold. The Search and “I’m Feeling Lucky” buttons seem enlarged and the whole thing seems cartoonish. It’s going to take some time to get used to this.

The search results, on the other hand, seem cleaner and more easier to navigate, with tabs like “News” and “Images” available on the left side. It’s a good look.

I just hope these screenshots won’t lead to some sort of identity theft. After all, people will see that my bookmarks bar includes a link to “Bill Moyers.” Boom, there goes my bank account.

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March 29th, 2010

The Ann Coulter controversy post-mortem

Now that the Ann Coulter tornado has blown through Canada and that vile woman has received more publicity than she could ever hope to gain in the States, it’s time for a bit of reflection.

Coulter was scheduled to give three speeches on Canadian campuses: the University of Western Ontario (London, ON), the University of Ottawa and the University of Calgary. These engagements were organized by campus conservative groups as well as two larger organizations, the American Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute and the International Free Press Society, based in Copenhagen.

Coulter has said enough in her life to have completely discredited herself by now. Still, some people felt she would have something intelligent to impart to Canadian audiences, despite what she has said about the country in the past (“They’d better hope the United States doesn’t roll over one night and crush them.”) and her apparent ignorance about our involvement in the Vietnam War.

Nonetheless, while the idea to invite Ann Coulter to speak on Canadian campuses was regrettable, once the invitation was made it was only proper to allow her to give her speeches and, hopefully, be properly questioned, challenged and censured. After all, she is a person who has made highly publicized racist, sexist, anti-Semitic and homophobic remarks before and relished the attention. Whether she is spouting her hatred on Fox News or being attacked elsewhere, Ann Coulter is an absolute black hole of publicity, sucking in everything around her.

The highlight of the trip, of course, was in Ottawa where 2,000 protestors at the University of Ottawa campus caused such a ruckus that Coulter’s people decided to cancel the event. Accounts differ on how dangerous the situation truly was; it was in Ottawa, after all, where countless security forces are available to protect Parliament and other sensitive locations. I also doubt all the protestors present truly wanted to shut the event down so much as let the American hatemonger know that her views were not welcome — or at least, they wouldn’t have.

The U of O provost François Houle effectively sanctioned such behaviour by sending Ann Coulter a stupid letter in anticipation of her visit, warning her about Canada’s censorious laws and how she could potentially be criminally charged as a result of any remarks she makes. Coulter, being the savvy marketer that she is, promptly leaked it to the National Post and created more publicity for herself while also making herself out as a victim:

[U]pon reading Francois’ letter, I suddenly realized that I had just been the victim of a hate crime!

Cute. Very cute.

Provost Houle’s needless threats about hate speech surely spurred the protestors to stage a bolder (by some accounts, violent) protest, which in turn allowed the coward Ann Coulter to cancel the event and get even more free press out of it by claiming she had been censored.

As I already said, it’s always a lose-lose with Coulter. If you give her a platform, she spreads hatred. If you try to censor her (which is already a no-no on free speech grounds), she gets free publicity. This is because, no matter how vile or demeaning her comments are, she has a core of support that will always stand by her. The best thing we can do with such people is to ignore them when possible and to challenge their stupidity at other times, as Fatima Al-Dhaher, a Muslim student at UWO did. [video below]

Coulter: “Take a camel.”

Coulter had previously said Muslims should be banned from flying because of terrorist concerns. Besides, they have magic carpets anyway. Har har. Al-Dhaher challenges this blatantly racist remark by asking what she is to do if she does not own a magic carpet, to which Coulter flippantly responds to “take a camel” instead.

Such idiocy is to be expected from Coulter, but what of the crowd gathered to hear her speak? They break out in laughter, applaud and even cheer at hearing the magic carpet line and laugh uproariously again when she drops the camel bit. The smug look on Coulter’s face, meanwhile, reveals just what a bitter, hateful human being she truly is. Her brand of slash-and-burn conservatism has no place in Canada, and the people who attended her speeches and laughed along with her should be ashamed.

She has a right to free speech, but she is not free from criticism either. Although the U of O provost and some of the weaselly student protestors went too far in trying to silence her (which only helps her cause anyway), the people who chuckle at her “humour” and agree with her bigotry are also no angels.

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photo: Gage Skidmore / Flickr

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March 25th, 2010

Victoria Police kicking it old school

Here’s a great video shot in Victoria, B.C. less than a week ago. On March 20, police were called to break up a bar brawl. In their efforts to detain some of the suspects, one officer whose name has not been revealed (dressed in yellow) resorts to some pretty powerful kicks in order to subdue two men.

Video:

The first man is already on the ground and seemingly struggling against two police officers. In comes Officer Yellowjacket, who stomps on the suspect, then winds up to deliver a football kick to his lower back.

He then points to a man on the median and tells him to get on the ground. The man complies but is still rushed by another officer who attempts to handcuff him. Yellowjacket, perhaps a soccer player or football kicker in a previous life, decides that this suspect too needs some encouragement and delivers another powerful (and audible) kick to the suspects arm (ribs?).

There’s no knowing what the full context of this altercation was and the police officer’s conduct may not be as bad as this video clip makes it seem.

According to the Victoria Times Colinist:

[Victoria Police Chief Jamie] Graham said the three police officers involved in the incident — part of a late-night task-force foot patrol — had just left the Victoria Social Club in Market Square and stumbled upon the drunken fight. They found a “helpless unconscious man lying on the sidewalk being kicked in the head,” he said.

The police officers worked to disperse the crowd and save the man being assaulted. If in their efforts to avoid potentially life-threatening injuries to that man the officers got a little rough in the heat of the moment, it can probably be excused. However, the sheer force used by Ol’ Yellowjacket is offputting. After all, aren’t police officers trained to stay calm under stress or has police training come to include a little too much soccer practice?

One wonders why, in an age when most people have video-capable devices on them at all times, Officer Yellowjacket thought he could subdue the suspects with such force and not have it come back to haunt him.

My favourite part of the video is the handcuffed man in white leaning against a light pole. As the second suspect is violently subdued, he does his best to blend into the background — something pretty difficult when you’re a large fellow squatting in the middle of the street.

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March 17th, 2010

Stephen Harper and the New World Order

Canada’s prime minister Stephen Harper responded to user submitted questions on YouTube last night. Questions ranged from the economy to the environment and everything else. There were the requisite questions about the legalization of marijuana but surprisingly, Harper actually answered some of them. His answers were unsatisfactory, to be sure, but at least he responded rather than ignoring or ridiculing the concern as Barack Obama did at a similar “internet town hall” event last year.

There is one question, out of the thousands submitted, I wish he had responded to — if only because it would be funny to watch.


The question submitted by YouTube user stealthc asks:

Dear mr harper, Could you please share with us the zionist plans of the bilderberg group, which you are a member of? Could you please not sell out our sovereignty in favor of world government?

I rather like the hopeful tone of the question. “Could you please” not sell us out to the global zionist conspiracy? Pretty please?

The full 40 minute video of Harper answering questions is below. It’s not great though. He essentially restates the same positions he gives mainstream news outlets. The YouTube “town hall” idea is a good one, but there has yet to be an example of an event producing something new and exciting that we could not see on regular television.

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March 15th, 2010

Flickr finds

It’s known as a “lionhead rabbit.”

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photo: Flickr

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March 5th, 2010

Our ever-sinking moral standards


I’m not one of those people who causes a fuss every time a police officer sneezes, screaming “POLICE STATE!” However, the case of Yao Wei Wu does make me question whether we are not becoming more and more accepting of state violence.

Here’s the story. On January 21, two Vancouver police officers were dispatched to respond to a domestic violence call in Mr. Wu’s apartment building. According to Mr. Wu, the officers knocked on his door, and when he answered they forced their way inside, dragged him out of the apartment, and proceeded to beat him. The only problem is that the police officers had the wrong guy. They even had the wrong apartment. The domestic violence they were sent to investigate was on the other side of the building.

Mr. Wu is a Chinese immigrant with little English. As the police officers went about beating him senseless in front of his terrified wife and children, he had no way of communicating that this was a case of mistaken identity. They handcuffed the 44-year-old construction worker and a bystander who happened to ask why the two officers — in plain clothes — were brutalizing him.

Police Chief Jim Chu has since offered an apology on behalf of the Vancouver Police Department.

Although everyone is understandably horrified that Mr. Wu was beaten — so savagely that he has been unable to return to work due to bruising to his knees and back, as well as fractures around his eye — the outrage has largely been because the police officers got the wrong apartment. Very little ink, if any, has been spilled about the fact that the two police officers in question were determined to forcefully enter someone’s home and beat them even if it had been the right apartment. Of course, there is no way to know that for sure, but given that they gave Mr. Wu no time to respond, forcefully entered his home, and went about beating the defenceless man suggests they would have done the same to the true culprit on the other side of the building.

Today’s National Post reported today on Mr. Wu’s efforts to sue the city and the police with the following headline: “Vancouver resident files lawsuit against police for mistaken beating.” Evidently, it wasn’t the fact that the police officers in question were committed to beating a defenceless man on the mere suspicion of wrongdoing. No, it was that they beat the wrong guy! But as most journalists will gripe, they don’t write the headlines; it’s the editors who do that. So here’s the first part of the article:

A Vancouver resident mistakenly beaten by police at his home earlier this year has filed a lawsuit against the city, two officers and the municipality of Delta.

So the only messy part of this story is that Yao Wei Wu was mistakenly beaten. Because if the cops had beaten the right guy, no problem.

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March 3rd, 2010

The wording of ‘O Canada’ needs an update


The Harper government opened Parliament today with a Speech from the Throne that was mostly about the economy, as expected, but there was one rather unexpected development.

In a section about honouring Canadian history and identity, there was this bombshell: “Our Government will also ask Parliament to examine the original gender-neutral English wording of the national anthem.”

The meaning of this is not ambiguous. O Canada, as beautiful of an anthem as it is, has only one reference to gender. In the third line, the anthem recognized the “true patriot love in all thy sons command.” Changing this to something less exclusive is a no-brainer and it has been sought for many years.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Now, it bears mentioning that “sons” does not specifically mean men, but uses the word in a universal sense, much like man and mankind were once used to refer to a person or to humanity in total (the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen, for example).

“In all thy sons command” also doesn’t mean that men are somehow in command, at the expense of women. It simply means that Canada commands the true patriot love of all the citizens.

And yet, you can’t deny that to say sons and refer to the whole populace is intrinsically sexist. Even though I’m not personally offended by it, I recognize that it is outdated language. The original wording of “O Canada” was “True patriot love thou dost in us command.” Changing it from “all thy sons command” to the original or even something more modern like “all of us command” is a minor change and it makes the anthem more inclusive — which we are always told is one of the values Canadians cherish.

While we are at it, there’s also that pesky reference to God keeping our land glorious and free. This one is even more easily rectified by changing “God” to “We.” It’s just one word, and the revision is even more admirable. After all, it is we Canadians who keep this land glorious and free, not some unseen deity that 15 per cent of Canadians don’t even believe exists.

Already, people are up in arms about the mere suggestion that the anthem would possibly be considered for revision. The Calgary Herald apparently got their most childish columnist, Naomi Lakritz, to tackle the subject. First, she stupidly assumes that only women could possibly object to sexist language, and then she calls the concern mere foolishness.

“Women look as foolish complaining about the anthem as men would look if it ever occurred to them to feel threatened by the fact that like other countries, Canada is referred to as ‘she.’ Nor do you hear of sailors griping about hurt feelings and being excluded, because the ship they’re serving on isn’t referred to as ‘he.’ ”

Well, that’s just stupid. Referring to countries as females is already rare as people frequently use the word “it” instead of “she” anyway. And sailors being hurt about their ships… How low are the standards at the Calgary Herald that this makes a worthy argument? Believe it or not, what we call the country or its navy’s ships is not the same thing as a national anthem.

Over at the Globe and Mail’s Silver-Powers blog, Liberal party hack Robert Silver is similarly in stitches over the mere suggestion that we, as sensible human beings, might think about what our anthem means. Something tells me he would not object if his own party had suggested the same thing, but then again, the fact that the Globe and Mail has a blog set up for two party hacks is already a mystery.

Silver mockingly suggests that if we rectify the gender balance in the anthem, why surely we should change the rest of it because it is offensive to immigrants, pacifists, atheists, and the blind. Har-har.

Meanwhile, a Facebook group has already sprung up (doesn’t it always?) to fight back against this latest assault on our values.

The page’s tagline is “In all thy son’s command!” managing to add an apostrophe where none exists. In the description of the page, the author’s passion over the issue is clear: “Political correctness has ruined a lot of things in this country, but DON’T LET IT RUIN OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM!”

People who whine about political correctness, itself a nebulous term, almost never give examples of what in their life has been taken away as a result of greater sensitivity. Presumably, we can no longer call people niggers and faggots and get away with it, but is that such a loss?

We should remember that no one has actually proposed any legislation to change the anthem yet. It was a single line in a 6,000 word throne speech. Still, it’s clear that people are not going to be adults about this and have an open dialogue about national symbols like the anthem, which has only been official since 1980, by the way. There are legitimate points to be made about keeping the anthem as it is, but it’s likely that hysteria will overtake this debate.

I personally object to the reference to God but if people want to keep things as they are, so be it. But if there are significant objections to other parts of the anthem, like the gendered language, then people should be open to the possibility of change. The fact that we are able to look at our national institutions critically is a strength, and something we love to hold over our American neighbours, rightly or wrongly. So let’s have an honest dialogue about “O Canada” and if people decide to keep it as it has been, then at least we do so knowing that we take our roles as citizens seriously.

Oh, and the argument that “Government has bigger fish to fry” is just silly. The federal government is a massive enterprise; a few people within the government and civil service can safely look at the anthem without bridges crumbling and people dying in the streets.

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photo: Flickr

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March 3rd, 2010

Chatroulette is full of penises


ISHMAEL N. DARO
News Writer

For about two months, talking to strangers has been all the rage.

The reason for this is the meteoric rise of Chatroulette, the Internet’s latest chat site. It matches you up with random strangers around the world. Users can communicate via webcam and microphone or simply through text, although without a camera you’re likely to get “nexted.”

Indeed, that is one of the defining features of Chatroulette: if you don’t like what you see, you simply click “Next” and get matched up with someone else.

In an age of ever-increasing interconnectedness with sites like Facebook and Twitter, Chatroulette is a refreshing splash of anonymity. It even resembles early Internet chat services in which strangers simply spoke to other strangers across the world, often looking for a sexual connection.

A brief spin through Chatroulette will have its mix of nudity, some of it mild, most of it downright scandalous. However, unlike traditional chat rooms, typing “asl” to ask for someone’s age, sex and location will get you suspended for 10 minutes.

The service is relatively young and has only gained in popularity in the last several weeks. Started by Andrey Ternovskiy, a Russian teenager who wanted a new way to chat with his friends, the site soon gained a following and its user base exploded. Ternovskiy, 17, built and maintains the site by himself but he has already attracted the attentions of people in the tech industry with deep pockets.

Ternovskiy told the New York Times that he never advertised his site, “but somehow, people started to talk to each other about the site. And the word started to spread. That’s how the simultaneous user count grew from 10 to 50, then from 50 to 100 and so on.”

Chatroulette’s website shows there are “more than 20,000” users online at any given time, but the real figure is likely much higher, perhaps in the millions. That means that Chatroulette offers users the chance to come face to face with over a million strangers (or their genitals) all around the world.

I tried my luck at Chatroulette and got a mixed bag. My first stranger was a young man in his 20s looking disinterestedly at the camera, a cigarette tucked behind his ear. After saying hello and not getting a response, I clicked next.

A blank screen. I clicked next.

Another blank screen. This time I waited and repeatedly asked if anyone was on the other side. Suddenly the blank screen changed and revealed a man’s erection. I clicked next.

On my next try, a friendly wave hello merited me an immediate disconnection. As did the next five tries. At this point, I almost wished for the erection to come back on screen. At least it didn’t skip me so cruelly.

One last try, and I got matched up with a blonde 19-year-old woman with hoop earrings taking long drags from her cigarette between one-word responses. She was from Turkey.

I asked her why she used Chatroulette, but she just stared back at me in boredom before disconnecting. It seems no one really knows why they go on Chatroulette. They just do.

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photo: Flickr / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
A version of this article ran in the U of S student newspaper, the Sheaf.
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